Odd Parcel Postal Service · est. MMXXVI
For people hosting Christmas dinner or a Halloween party, and for anyone giving a present to one particular person. Nothing is shipped: you print it at home, tonight if need be. From $14.
A small postal service for strange & delightful digital objects. No shipping, no customs, no crushed corners.
The counter is open — now dispatching
Paid for at the window, printed before you reach the door. Every parcel reprints as often as you like.
Out of season · back for Halloween 2027
KIT Nº 002 · PARLOUR GAMES DIVISION
$14 Halloween party games for adults
A complete Halloween dinner party in sixteen printable pages — gothic invitations, place cards for twelve departed guests, two parlour games, a five-minute séance script, and Certificates of Survival.
Also inside the Christmas Parcel, as a bonus for next October.
Collect this parcel — $14 see all sixteen pages → or print two of its bingo boards, free →KIT Nº 003 · PARLOUR GAMES DIVISION
$14 Christmas party games for adults
A whole scripted Christmas evening for 6–8 adults: two games, eight place cards that give every guest a job (Keeper of the Gravy, Warden of the Thermostat), and an Address for the host to read aloud. Like a murder mystery, with no murderer and no roles to memorize.
Collect this parcel — $14 see all sixteen pages → or print two of its bingo boards, free →FORM 15-ACROSS · PUZZLE DIVISION
$19 a personalized crossword gift
A printable crossword built from the words only your people understand. You supply the words and clues; the sorting office interlocks them and seals the answer key against peeking.
Collect this parcel — $19 or make a free twelve-word specimen first →DISPATCH OFFICE · HOST IT & GIFT IT
$29 Christmas kit + crossword gift
The Midwinter Social Club kit for hosting Christmas dinner, plus the Inside-Joke Crossword in full (twenty words, a dedication page, a sealed answer key) to give to one particular person. The Séance Social Club kit comes too, as a bonus for next October.
Collect the Parcel — $29 see exactly what’s inside →Every post office keeps a room for letters that couldn’t find their address. Ours delivers them back out. Leave your address below and we’ll post you an occasional letter — something odd and lovely, a small curiosity, and word of any new free printable.
an occasional letter · no noise · leaving is one click
