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Host it & gift it
The Christmas Parcel
Two Christmas jobs in one $29 purchase. For hosting: the Midwinter Social Club, a scripted Christmas evening of games for 6-8 adults. For giving: the Inside-Joke Crossword in full, a crossword made from your own words for one particular person. Plus the Séance Social Club kit as a bonus, for next October.
$33 if bought separately · instant download · print at home forever · 14-day refund, no interrogation
What’s inside
Two parcels and a bonus, tied with one string of twine.
The Midwinter Social Club — Kit Nº 003
Funny Christmas party games for adults, in sixteen printable pages: fill-in invitations, eight place cards that give every guest a job (Keeper of the Gravy, Warden of the Thermostat), the Register of Unclaimed Parcels, six Midwinter Bingo boards, a five-minute Address for the host to read aloud, and Certificates of Survival. Like a murder mystery, with no murderer and no roles to memorise.
see all sixteen pages →The Inside-Joke Crossword, full version — Form 15-Across
Your receipt carries a claim code. Enter it at oddparcel.com/crossword, type up to twenty words only your person would understand (names, pets, catastrophes, catchphrases) with a clue for each, and the page interlocks them into a crossword. It prints clean, with a dedication page addressed to your person and the answer key on its own sealed sheet. Make another, or reprint, as often as you like.
try the free twelve-word specimen first →The Séance Social Club — Kit Nº 002
A complete Halloween dinner party in sixteen printable pages: gothic invitations, place cards for twelve departed guests, two parlour games, a five-minute séance script, a menu, potion tags and Certificates of Survival. It comes in the same download.
see the séance kit →A look inside
Real output, not mockups.
How it works
Pay $29 at the counter. The kits download immediately, and your receipt carries the crossword’s claim code. Nothing is shipped.
Print the Midwinter Social Club for your table on ordinary paper, US Letter or A4.
Go to oddparcel.com/crossword, enter the claim code, type your words and clues, and print the crossword, its dedication page and its sealed answer key.
Give the crossword. Keep the Séance kit for October.
Questions the window gets asked
Do I have to make the crossword straight away?
No. The claim code does not expire. Make the crossword the night before you need it, if that is the sort of week it has been.
How do I give the crossword to someone far away?
Make it yourself, choose “save as PDF” instead of printing, and send them the file. The answer key is a separate page, so you can hold it back.
Why is there a Halloween kit in a Christmas parcel?
It was already on the shelf and the office saw no reason to leave it out. It is the whole Séance Social Club, not a sample.
What do I need?
A printer, yours or the corner print shop’s, ordinary paper, and scissors for the place cards.
What if it disappoints?
Regulation 4: refunded within fourteen days, no interrogation. Write to post@oddparcel.com.
a Christmas party kit · a personalised crossword · a bonus Halloween kit · print tonight
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