ODD PARCEL POSTAL SERVICE · PARLOUR GAMES DIVISION
Christmas Dinner Bingo
Two printable boards of the things statistically certain to happen at Christmas dinner, no matter whose house it is. Free, no address required.
REGULATION 9 — HOW IT IS PLAYED
Print one board per guest. Mark a square the moment it happens.
Four in a row wins. The winner is excused from washing up.
Noticing your own square aloud is permitted; engineering one is not.
The rest of the evening
These two boards are cut from The Midwinter Social Club — a complete Christmas dinner party posted flat, in sixteen printable pages.
- Fill-in invitations: “You are summoned to a Midwinter Feast”
- Eight place cards that appoint your guests Keeper of the Gravy, Warden of the Thermostat, Minister of Crackers
- Four more bingo boards, all differently shuffled
- The Register of Unclaimed Parcels — eight parcels with sealed contents the table must deduce
- A five-minute Midwinter Address for the host to read aloud, ending by summoning the food
- A menu, dish tags, and Certificates of Survival for everyone who reaches dessert
The Dead Letter Office
We post one odd letter a week — a true postal story, a small curiosity, and the next free printable before it goes anywhere else.
one letter a week · no noise · leaving is one click