ODD PARCEL POSTAL SERVICE · PARLOUR GAMES DIVISION · KIT Nº 002
The Séance Social Club
A complete Halloween dinner party, posted flat in sixteen printable pages. You supply the table, the candles and the guests; the office supplies everything that goes on it.
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A look at the pages
Actual pages from the kit, not mockups.
Inside the parcel
Sixteen pages, every one of them art-directed rather than clip-arted.
The Official Programme
Host instructions written as postal regulations, with a timeline for the evening. Regulation 13(a): no séance shall proceed without snacks.
Invitations
Two to a sheet, in a gothic moth-and-candle frame, with blanks for date, time and address. Dress code line included: Victorian optional, curiosity mandatory.
Ghost-name place cards
Fold-tent cards for twelve departed guests — Madame Wintermoth, The Late Mr. Pemberton, Sister Calamity, Doctor Umbra — plus blanks for your own.
Game one — The Register of Departed Souls
Eight character cards. Each guest becomes a departed soul with three facts and one secret piece of Unfinished Business, sealed upside down. The table interrogates each soul through the Medium; whoever guesses the Unfinished Business claims the estate, which is a snack of their choosing.
Game two — Séance Bingo
Six differently shuffled 4×4 boards of the things statistically certain to happen: candle-related drama, a knock nobody will admit to, hands held thirty percent too tightly, someone peeking during the eyes-closed part.
The Medium's Script
A five-minute read-aloud séance for the host, with stage directions, ending by summoning dessert. This is the centrepiece of the evening and the reason the whole thing holds together.
Menu card and potion tags
A framed menu page and eight cut-out tags for the dishes and drinks — The Medium's Punch, Bone Broth of Dubious Origin, Ectoplasm on Toast.
Certificates of Survival
Two to a sheet, for the living to take home: this certifies that ______ attended the séance of ______ and returned approximately intact.
How it works
Pay $14 at the counter. The PDF arrives immediately — no waiting, no shipping, no customs.
Print what you need on ordinary paper. Every page is set for US Letter and prints cleanly on A4 without cropping anything that matters.
Cut the place cards, soul cards and potion tags along their lines. Scissors help; nothing needs lamination, though the office admires ambition.
Reprint it next year, and the year after. The file is yours and it does not expire.
Not sure yet? Print two of the bingo boards free — no email, no account. They're cut from this kit, and the six inside are different again.
Questions the window gets asked
What do I actually need?
A printer — yours, a friend's, or the corner print shop's — and ordinary paper. Nothing else.
Letter or A4?
Both. Choose "fit to page" if your printer is the anxious sort.
Will it drink all my ink?
It's a gothic parcel; it enjoys ink. If your cartridge is nervous, print the bingo boards and place cards in draft mode — the ceremony survives, and the ghosts have never once complained about contrast.
How many guests does it cover?
Twelve place cards, eight soul cards, six bingo boards. Comfortable for six to eight at the table, and the bingo boards reprint as often as you like.
What if it disappoints?
Regulation 9: refunded within fourteen days, no interrogation. Write to post@oddparcel.com.
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